1] What is your middle name?
- not today, cia
[2] What color is your mailbox?
- what the hell is a mailbox?
[3] Are you available?
- married na e. but get the joke? mail box? hahahaha.
[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
- naman. kaso ayaw n’ya sa pick up line ko.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge
to get home?
- uhuh. balete bridge. bridge jones’ diary.
[7] Who checks the mail in your house.
- wala naman kaming nakukuha e
[8] Do you have a small driveway?
- di, lake. tatlong kotse namin kasya.
[9] Do you know anyone with the same
ringtone as you?
- wala. jologs akni e
[10] What do you do first in the
morning?
- mumog. honestly, there’s something erotic about gurgling, ewan kung ano.
11] What brand is your printer?
- samson.
[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people?
- my name is kim samson
[13] Is your hair naturally straight
or curly?
- curly. which reminds me of an amusing anecdote involving, get this, three restaurants, 10 elves AND jesus christ.
[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher?
- di ako nagkindergarten. pang mayaman lang ‘ynu
[16] Are you taller than your mother?
- no, but i’m fatter than my father. does that count?
[17] Do you have a favorite word?
- sasabihin ng marami "titi," pero sa totoo lang–ay wala akong maisip na bastos. sayang ang joke.
[18] Are you good in school?
- nope
[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored
pens?
- naman
[21] Does anything hurt on your body
right now?
- oo. pag basic bodily functions biglang may involved na dugo, alam mo naman you should stop eating tapioca
[22] Do you often cry during a movie?
- pag sad. sad movies always make me cry.
[25] Do you hate your life?
- nope, pero i wish i was… me.
[26] Do you get mad easily?
- uu. actually, permanent state ko naman ang anger, at ‘yung himala ay pag di ako galit. i’m like devon sawa in that regard.
[27] Do you smoke?
- devan sawa ang iyot! may nakakilala pa ba sa kanya?
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
- ewan. sa aking state of permanent anger, pakiramdam ko lahat ng bagay mababaw
[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
- a… let me see… i would think that all of my friends will die childless, lonely and insane. but that’s just my estimate.
[33] How many years older than you are
you willing to date?
- let me put it this way, friendster ko si madam auring.
[34] Do you have any friends?
- DUH?!
-> man!
[35] Do you have any mean friends?
- hay naku, napanood ko ‘yung trailer ng mean girls, ang ganda pala ni lindsay lohan.
[36] What is the ugliest color in your
opinion?
- yes.
[37] Have you ever liked someone who
all your friends couldn’t stand?
- hmm… here’s a clue. kung hate s’ya ng friends mo, s/he’s going to drag you to hell. kung di s’ya kilala ng friends mo, you’re going to hell.
[38] Have you ever felt like driving
off a cliff, seriously?
- oo naman, cliff notes.
[40] Do you itch your ears?
- kulang ng b
[42] What brand are the pants/jeans
you’re wearing right now?
- i don’t wear pants pag pasko
[43] How tall are you?
- 4′11, but that’s after dinner
[45] What is on your feet?
- water.
[48] Do you want to have kids?
- sure. tipong 7. pito is my lucky number.
[49] What is the brightest color
you’re wearing?
- yellow
[50] Who is the friend you have that
you would never have expected to know?
- huh? i don’t have any friends.
[55] Do you like your dad?
- who doesn’t. o, message para sa mga evil people:
you have forgotten the face of your father.
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- FIREFLY! VERONICA MARS!
-> oy clara, meron ka ng season 3 ng mars?
hanggang 2 lang ako e.
[57] Are you wearing makeup?
- yup, basta madaling araw.
[58] Do you have a tattoo?
- uu
[61.] Do you know how to draw?
- d
[64] Who did you last IM?
- sebastian
[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
- no
1.fave street food?
>>> sorbetes
2.fave pasta?
>>> yoko nyan
3.fave food pag summer?
>>> sinigang na baboy. ‘yan ang commitment. ‘yan ang pagmamahal.
4.fave food pag umuulan?
>>> sinigang na baboy.
5.fave food pag nanonood ng sine?
>>> hotdog tsaka pop corn tsaka coke
6.fave shake?
>>> mangga!
7.fave night-out drink?
>>> huh?
8.favorite softdrinks?
>>> COKEEEEEE
9.fave food pag nasa beach?
>>> pag sinabi ko bang sinigang na baboy, pupunta ‘kong hell?
10.fave drink/food pag galit?
>>> kahit anong nakakasikip ng dibdib.
11.fave cuisine?
>>> cajun
12.fave dessert?
>>>sinigang na baboy
13.fave breakfast?
>>> milo at peanut butter
14.fave kind of chocolate?
>>> m/m nuts
15.fave food na iniihaw?
>>>babuy
16. fave food na may sabaw?
>>> sinigang.
17. handa mo nung birthday mo?
>>> di kami nagdiriwang ng bertdey sa bahay e.
18.best place to have coffee?
>>> sinigang na baboy.
19.saan sulit kumain pag gutom?
>>> sa… bahay!
20.best palaman sa tinapay?
>>> egg!
21.favorite ice cream flavor?
>>> choco
22.milo or ovaltine?
>>> milo
23.pagkain na hindi mo kakainin?
>>>gulay
24.lagi ka bang gutom?
>>>oo, sabi ng doktor ko, next time daw, kuko ko na lang tirahin ko
25.san ka willing mag spend para sa food
>>> basta ako ang nagdikta ng lugar, kahit
libre kita
28.anong food ang ipagdadamot mo?
>>> hmm… ewan. pag marangya kasi buhay, generous
29.sinong kilala mong kain ng kain
>>> jughead
30.eh diet ng diet pero hindi > pumapayat?
>>> shrugs
31.Anong sikat na pagkain sa lugar nyo?
>>> dorobo’s, sa may kanto. bakery/pizza place.
32. Anong pagkain lagi mong pinupuslit?
>>> what that mean?
33.Lagi mong hinihingi sa kaklase mo?
>>> hmm… kahit ano. si vlad galante sa pagkain.
34.Gusto mong kainin ngayon na ngaun na?
>>> hay naku, naunahan ako sa
kabastusan
35.Kung isa na lang kakainin mo sa buong
buhay ano to?
>>> chicken joy o kaya sinigang na baboy. toss up
35.Ano kinakain mo ngayon habang
sinasagutan ang survey na ito?
>>> snickers!
20. ano nagpapahirap ng loob mo?
- pag-akyat ng hagdan. kanina muntik na ‘kong mahulog. shh… ikaw lang
nakakaalam :0
19. ano mas gusto mo: tahimik kang
nasasaktan o alam ng lahat?
- alam ng lahat! that’s "damay"
18. ano ang mga bagay na sa tingin mo
mababaw iyakan?
- lahat, pwera problema sa pamilya.
17. kung iiyak ka ulit, ano ang
dahilan?
- magupitan ng pangit
16. sabi nila, what you dont know wont
hurt u. tama? panu pag nalaman mo na?
- hay naku, pag you don’t know that a bus is coming, tas nasagasaan ka, that hurts di ba?
15. sakaling bigyan ka ng pagkakataong
magtanong sa Diyos, ano tatanong mo?
- itlog ba, manok?
14. ano ba silbi ng survey sayo?
- wala lang, para may dahilang di gawin ang assignment
13. sa lahat ng nagawa mo ngayong
araw, ano pinagsisisihan mo?
- ang palampasin
ang pagkakataong magkaroon ng
panghabang buhay na alaala
-> this is just too nice not to copy
12. marami ka pa bang gustong gawin sa
buhay?
- ang gusto ko lang ay kasama s’ya, kausap s’ya, kasipi–er… kahawak-kamay s’ya
11. pag sinabi ba syo na malapit nang
dumating ang taong para sayo,
maniniwala ka?
- ako lang ba, o ang funny kong sumagot ng survey?
10. 5 years from now, may pamilya ka
na. ung asawa mo kaya ung taong
inaasam mo?
- ha? ba’t ko naman aasawahin kung di ko inaasam?
9. ano pa ba ang hinihintay mo?
- mauna s’ya, tang ina. ba’t naman ako aamin?
8. masakit kalimutan ang isang bagay,
lalo na ang isang tao. pano ka
maglibang ng sarili?
- una, ibaba ang shorts
7. magiging masaya ka kaya kung makuha
mo nga yung taong mahal mo pero di ka
nya mahal?
- labo naman nun. shempre mas mahusay na mahal ka nya kahit di mo s’ya mahal,
para you’re free to adultery, tas dahil mahal ka n’ya titiisin n’ya, e kung baliktad, tas s’ya nagmamahal ng iba, tas mahal mo kaya kahit adulterer di mo maiwan. di ba?
6. anong feeling ng laging iniiwanan?
- tipong para kang dura
5. sakaling makita mo na sya, handa ka
ba ulit sumugal at masaktan?
- oo naman
3. malayo na ang narating mo,
babalikan mo pa ba ang nakaraan?
- di naman ako umalis. nandyan pa rin ako… sa puso mo… sinarapan!
2. ano pa ang halaga ng i love you
ngayon?
- piso, tas libre pa kung unlimitxt
1. isang salita lang ng totoong
nararamdaman mo ngayon.
- MASALIMUOT